Accountants and Alcohol
Working as a tech, I was in a small town 50km from home doing updates at an accounting firm. While I was there, it was evident that I needed to service the laser printer, not that I actually had anything to service it with, but I thought I'd clean the rollers at least. It was getting on in the afternoon, staff were just starting to leave, freeing up computers for me to down to the fun stuff. I inquire with the owner as to whether or not they had any kind of white or clear alcohol. She drags me to the kitchen, and before I can even get the words out of my mouth that I want to service the printer, so I just need a cap full, she has two glasses, and a previously fully bottle of vodka out, the lid off and 3/4 fills them both. It was the most fluid motion I've ever seen out of a human. By the time the words are out of my mouth, she's just downed the entire glass. These were not *small* glasses. Impressive. Well, when in Rome. After downing about 6 shots worth of vodka on an...